Casually subtweets the misogynistic mixtapes created by my friends, the rappers they try to emulate, and the girls that twerk to their songs.
“I considered *Voldemort to be a friend, and he abused the privilege in ways that are vile and bewildering. He violated my trust, my soul, and my spirit in ways […]
If hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, mine should have 9 levels like Dante’s inferno. Despite the smile on my face, your girl has been done dirty time and time again. I am like a magnet for heartbreak because I am the perfect person to betray in the first place. Lately, I’ve been facing the challenge of forgiving people that frankly aren’t sorry.
This quirky curvy brown skinned queen had me head over heels just based off of her aesthetic alone, but when I listened to her chill yet angelic vocals, I knew she was something special. Ctrl is the album I needed to hear because it mirrored my emotions.
Be more confident in your queefs and quirks ladies.
If I choose to invite you over, I must think highly of you and that you’re special. Not special in a let’s sign the lease kind of way, but special enough to know that you about to come just to murder me right in my own home.
Throughout your lifetime, you have and will continue to make a plethora of mistakes. The good news is that means you also have an opportunity to grow from them. See your downfalls as the chance for you to evolve into your best self.
Like with refund checks or Christmas money, placing anything over $20 in front of us is like placing a cake in front of a malnourished child. Here’s how to financially have your cake, and eat it too.
Not every date or DM has to lead to marriage.
This idea that we all have one soulmate is romantic, but terrifying. With that theory, we all only have one shot at happiness, and a billion chances to mess it up