I finally learned how those video vixens do twerk cheek isolations! Let’s just say while writing this, I’m left-cheek-right-cheeking as we speak.
2018 is bound to be less terrible in comparison to its infamous predecessor. You too can be less terrible, so own your January 1st and beyond
“Closure can be achieved the same way an orgasm can be achieved, by ourselves,” -Tracy G, radio personality and awesome advice giver.
Casually subtweets the misogynistic mixtapes created by my friends, the rappers they try to emulate, and the girls that twerk to their songs.
If hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, mine should have 9 levels like Dante’s inferno. Despite the smile on my face, your girl has been done dirty time and time again. I am like a magnet for heartbreak because I am the perfect person to betray in the first place. Lately, I’ve been facing the challenge of forgiving people that frankly aren’t sorry.
This quirky curvy brown skinned queen had me head over heels just based off of her aesthetic alone, but when I listened to her chill yet angelic vocals, I knew she was something special. Ctrl is the album I needed to hear because it mirrored my emotions.
Throughout your lifetime, you have and will continue to make a plethora of mistakes. The good news is that means you also have an opportunity to grow from them. See your downfalls as the chance for you to evolve into your best self.