I finally learned how those video vixens do twerk cheek isolations! Let’s just say while writing this, I’m left-cheek-right-cheeking as we speak.
2018 is bound to be less terrible in comparison to its infamous predecessor. You too can be less terrible, so own your January 1st and beyond
“Closure can be achieved the same way an orgasm can be achieved, by ourselves,” -Tracy G, radio personality and awesome advice giver.
If hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, mine should have 9 levels like Dante’s inferno. Despite the smile on my face, your girl has been done dirty time and time again. I am like a magnet for heartbreak because I am the perfect person to betray in the first place. Lately, I’ve been facing the challenge of forgiving people that frankly aren’t sorry.